The Owl - Betsey Horton

SCRIPT: Lisa

Posted on December 8, 2017April 2, 2022 by Betsey Horton

Once upon a time, Bloody Mary's Bar was owned by a woman. This woman is the most badass motherfucker in all of the bar's history. This is the completely made-up version of her life story, as told by a writer who totally embarrassed herself after waiting years to finally meet...Read More

Overheard at Bloody Mary’s Bar

Posted on November 4, 2016April 2, 2022 by Betsey Horton

One of my favourite things about being a writer is my collection of quotes. I have been collecting them since I was in high school. The following is a collection of quotes taken from my favourite bar, Bloody Mary's. I have mined them from several notebooks I've used over the...Read More

SCRIPT: Three Little Birds

Posted on September 29, 2016April 5, 2022 by Betsey Horton

The Council of Three Birds Meets To Discuss Betsey Turkey: Well, guys... What is the consensus? What do we think of this little Crow? This Writer Extraordinaire? Pheasant: I don't like her. I think she is crazy. Owl: I like her. She is very intelligent. There is much more going...Read More

STORY: The Owl

Posted on August 20, 2016April 2, 2022 by Betsey Horton

From the first moment I met the Owl, I knew there was an alien life form living inside of his brain. Though he appeared human on the outside, his disguise has never been enough to fool me. I am 100% convinced The Owl is, in fact, an alien from outer...Read More

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