Tag: The Whoremonger

STORY: Andrew’s Close, Personal Friends

Posted on December 11, 2017May 15, 2020 by Betsey Horton

For a number of years before I became involved with the character known as "Andrew," I knew him as a bartender and local small business owner named Sam. I didn't really know him, of course. I just saw him from far away once and thought he was sexy AF. In... Read More

STORY: How The Emperor Took Over My Story

Posted on November 11, 2017May 15, 2020 by Betsey Horton

At times like this, it's important to take a deep breath and remind myself why I started writing about Bloody Mary's in the first place. The truth is, it's historic. I was, after all, a history major, back in the good ol' days when I was a Thirsty Scholar. Therefore,... Read More

STORY: Andrew’s Deep Thoughts

Posted on October 21, 2017May 15, 2020 by Betsey Horton

Andrew sees Betsey Horton writing a story about Duke and gets jealous. He wants his own story about his really deep thoughts, because let me tell you, he has plenty of them, you guys. Here's a list of ten of Andrew's deepest, most secret thoughts. Yeah, I'm The Star. Did... Read More

SCRIPT: Sell Out With Me Tonight

Posted on September 2, 2017May 15, 2020 by Betsey Horton

On Friday morning, Betsey goes to see Andrew for a business meeting. Betsey is in a very whiny mood and completely distracted from writing. Needless to say, Andrew is trying to get her back on track. Betsey: I'm so frustrated with my current life situation! I hate being broke all... Read More

STORY: Story Sunday

Posted on January 15, 2017May 15, 2020 by Betsey Horton

I am curled up on my armchair reading when I suddenly notice a little green snake slithering in through the window. He transforms himself into a handsome, young Emperor and sits down beside me on the floor. "What are you doing here?" I ask without looking up from my tablet.... Read More

STORY: The Distraction

Posted on January 11, 2017May 15, 2020 by Betsey Horton

When Andrew appears again in the morning, I look at him with a sneaky smile on my face. "Come back for more, have we?" I ask condescendingly. "So it would seem." I laugh at him. "Well, I suppose that's a good thing, because I'm not finished with you yet." Andrew... Read More

SCRIPT: The Ex-Jack Rabbit

Posted on January 8, 2017May 15, 2020 by Betsey Horton

I storm into Bloody Mary's late one Saturday night with an angry expression. When I get there, Andrew is already waiting for me with a sneaky smile on his face. "Hello Andrew," I scowl. "I believe this tragic indecent is all your doing." "I do not know to which incident... Read More

SCRIPT: Ski Slope Mama

Posted on January 4, 2017May 15, 2020 by Betsey Horton

Mad Dog, Betsey, and Andrew step off the plane and head up to a fancy resort somewhere in the Rocky Mountains of Colorado. Mad Dog: Welcome to the Swiss Alps! Andrew: Mad Dog, we're in Colorado. Mad Dog: Whatever! I'm in my own world! Betsey: Okay, so stay there. When... Read More

STORY: Beer Pong and Bloody Mary’s

Posted on January 3, 2017May 15, 2020 by Betsey Horton

I am sitting alone in my apartment drinking a Bloody Mary when I hear a knock at the door. When I open it, Andrew is standing there with a male stripper on each arm. The first is wearing a set of coyote ears and a pair of red short shorts.... Read More

SCRIPT: Tradition

Posted on November 6, 2016May 15, 2020 by Betsey Horton

"Well, well, well," I say, wandering in after another long spell of contemplation. "You sure did put me in my place." "And where is that?" asks The Emperor with a single eyebrow raised. "Whispering in the ear of a powerful man, of course. It's Tradition." "Is that what you think... Read More