SCRIPT: Marketing Bloody Mary’s Bar

Betsey goes on an exciting trip to visit Los Angeles. There, she encounters a random stranger at a taco bar on Hollywood Boulevard. Stranger: So, what do you do for a living? Betsey: I'm The Writer Extraordinaire. Stranger: Writer Extraordinaire, huh? What do you write about? Betsey: Well, believe it... Read More

STORY: How The Emperor Took Over My Story

At times like this, it's important to take a deep breath and remind myself why I started writing about Bloody Mary's in the first place. The truth is, it's historic. I was, after all, a history major, back in the good ol' days when I was a Thirsty Scholar. Therefore,... Read More

STORY: The Villain

Meanwhile, at Bloody Mary's Bar... Andrew is sitting on his throne staring at the story on the iPad in front of him. All of his little minions at Bloody Mary's Bar are standing behind him, shuffling their feet in silence and looking at each other nervously. Andrew's expression grows more... Read More

SCRIPT: Hostile Takeover

Betsey is mad AF and she's not gonna take it anymore. She storms into Bloody Mary's Bar right in the middle of an employee meeting. Betsey: Hello boys! All of the cranky old men are so shocked by her inability to give a single fuck about them calling the Rich... Read More

BLOG: The Bloody Mary’s Bar TV Show

Currently working on a story where "the cast" of "Bloody Mary's Bar" all go to Belize. As you can imagine, it is full of action, adventure, and intrigue. There's elements of comedy, romance, and thriller all tied into one. There's even a surprise twist somewhere towards the end! What is... Read More

SCRIPT: Strange Behavior

After several mean posts, no stories for two weeks, an entire day spent watching Betsey talk to other guys at the Office, and a story referencing her Saturday night hook-up with a hot beefcake, Andrew is feeling a little more neglected than usual. It seems the shortage of attention he... Read More