SCRIPT: Employee Meeting

After deposing of the previous owner, Betsey walks into Bloody Mary's Bar for their weekly employee meeting. They all start murmuring to each other as she stands up on a table and looks down at them like she is their new Boss. Betsey: Hello everyone. I have some very exciting... Read More

STORY: Andrew’s Deep Thoughts

Andrew sees Betsey Horton writing a story about Duke and gets jealous. He wants his own story about his really deep thoughts, because let me tell you, he has plenty of them, you guys. Here's a list of ten of Andrew's deepest, most secret thoughts. Yeah, I'm The Star. Did... Read More

SCRIPT: Sell Out With Me Tonight

On Friday morning, Betsey goes to see Andrew for a business meeting. Betsey is in a very whiny mood and completely distracted from writing. Needless to say, Andrew is trying to get her back on track. Betsey: I'm so frustrated with my current life situation! I hate being broke all... Read More

STORY: The Rat-Rat

Meanwhile, at Bloody Mary's Bar, Andrew is very angry that his little "project" hasn't gone according to plan. As he cannot possibly have Betsey Horton arrested for writing in her notebook, he decides to have her followed. He wants to find out her deepest, darkest secret so he can use... Read More

SCRIPT: You’re Fired!

INT. BLOODY MARY'S BAR - DAY DUKE is sitting at the bar when ANDREW approaches him. ANDREW: We need to talk. DUKE: What is it, Boss? ANDREW: It's about your Employee Performance Review. DUKE: What? ANDREW: Yeah. DUKE: Why do I need a review? I've been here for years! ANDREW:... Read More

SCRIPT: Strange Behavior

After several mean posts, no stories for two weeks, an entire day spent watching Betsey talk to other guys at the Office, and a story referencing her Saturday night hook-up with a hot beefcake, Andrew is feeling a little more neglected than usual. It seems the shortage of attention he... Read More