STORY: How The Emperor Took Over My Story

At times like this, it's important to take a deep breath and remind myself why I started writing about Bloody Mary's in the first place. The truth is, it's historic. I was, after all, a history major, back in the good ol' days when I was a Thirsty Scholar. Therefore,... Read More

SCRIPT: Tom vs Andrew

Betsey is sitting out on her front stoop writing in her notebook. Luckily, right at that moment, Tom de la Salle appears out of nowhere. He hands her a pounder of Miller High Life and sits down next to her. Tom: How are you Betsey? Betsey: I'm just dandy. Dreaming... Read More

BLOG: Betsey vs. Liz

As anyone who knows me and/or follows my writing is aware, I had a nervous breakdown when I was sixteen, tried to kill myself, and landed in a psychiatric hospital as a result. Between the terrible ex-boyfriends, questionable medications, and sudden, unexpected uprooting of my life to move to a... Read More