Duke – Betsey Horton

STORY: Short Exchange

Posted on December 1, 2017May 15, 2020 by Betsey Horton

Betsey is sitting on the bench outside Bloody Mary's Bar when Duke de la Salle steps outside to have a cigarette. He glares at Betsey for several minutes before he finally decides to say something. "I just want you to know that I don't LIKE you," he says loudly, tossing... Read More

SCRIPT: Duke’s in a Mood Tonight

Posted on November 30, 2017May 15, 2020 by Betsey Horton

Meanwhile, at Bloody Mary's Bar... Duke de la Salle is the bartender on duty. Customer: Hey! I'd like the half-price Long Island Iced Tea special, please! Duke: [looks up at the clock] You're gonna have to wait. That special doesn't start for another three minutes and forty two seconds. Duke... Read More

SCRIPT: Marketing Bloody Mary’s Bar

Posted on November 25, 2017May 15, 2020 by Betsey Horton

Betsey goes on an exciting trip to visit Los Angeles. There, she encounters a random stranger at a taco bar on Hollywood Boulevard. Stranger: So, what do you do for a living? Betsey: I'm The Writer Extraordinaire. Stranger: Writer Extraordinaire, huh? What do you write about? Betsey: Well, believe it... Read More

STORY: How The Emperor Took Over My Story

Posted on November 11, 2017May 15, 2020 by Betsey Horton

At times like this, it's important to take a deep breath and remind myself why I started writing about Bloody Mary's in the first place. The truth is, it's historic. I was, after all, a history major, back in the good ol' days when I was a Thirsty Scholar. Therefore,... Read More

STORY: Andrew’s Deep Thoughts

Posted on October 21, 2017May 15, 2020 by Betsey Horton

Andrew sees Betsey Horton writing a story about Duke and gets jealous. He wants his own story about his really deep thoughts, because let me tell you, he has plenty of them, you guys. Here's a list of ten of Andrew's deepest, most secret thoughts. Yeah, I'm The Star. Did... Read More

STORY: Duke’s Deep Thoughts

Posted on October 21, 2017May 15, 2020 by Betsey Horton

Duke de la Salle is strolling around town smoking a cigarette when he decides to reflect on some of his deepest thoughts. Here is a list of ten of his deepest, most secret thoughts. You wanna know the problem I have with that little dog-and-pony act Betsey Horton calls a... Read More

SCRIPT: Snake in the Grass

Posted on October 15, 2017May 15, 2020 by Betsey Horton

Betsey: So like... you were there. Andrew: Yeah. Betsey: Like you were literally standing right there the entire time. Andrew: Yeah. Betsey: Like... so... every time. Andrew: Every single time. Betsey: Ha ha, so like... every single time. Andrew: Every single time. Betsey: And I had no idea you even... Read More

STORY: The Villain

Posted on October 9, 2017May 15, 2020 by Betsey Horton

Meanwhile, at Bloody Mary's Bar... Andrew is sitting on his throne staring at the story on the iPad in front of him. All of his little minions at Bloody Mary's Bar are standing behind him, shuffling their feet in silence and looking at each other nervously. Andrew's expression grows more... Read More

SCRIPT: Tom vs Andrew

Posted on September 16, 2017May 15, 2020 by Betsey Horton

Betsey is sitting out on her front stoop writing in her notebook. Luckily, right at that moment, Tom de la Salle appears out of nowhere. He hands her a pounder of Miller High Life and sits down next to her. Tom: How are you Betsey? Betsey: I'm just dandy. Dreaming... Read More

SCRIPT: Hostile Takeover

Posted on September 10, 2017May 15, 2020 by Betsey Horton

Betsey is mad AF and she's not gonna take it anymore. She storms into Bloody Mary's Bar right in the middle of an employee meeting. Betsey: Hello boys! All of the cranky old men are so shocked by her inability to give a single fuck about them calling the Rich... Read More