SCRIPT: Marketing Bloody Mary’s Bar

Betsey goes on an exciting trip to visit Los Angeles. There, she encounters a random stranger at a taco bar on Hollywood Boulevard. Stranger: So, what do you do for a living? Betsey: I'm The Writer Extraordinaire. Stranger: Writer Extraordinaire, huh? What do you write about? Betsey: Well, believe it... Read More

STORY: How The Emperor Took Over My Story

At times like this, it's important to take a deep breath and remind myself why I started writing about Bloody Mary's in the first place. The truth is, it's historic. I was, after all, a history major, back in the good ol' days when I was a Thirsty Scholar. Therefore,... Read More

STORY: Andrew’s Deep Thoughts

Andrew sees Betsey Horton writing a story about Duke and gets jealous. He wants his own story about his really deep thoughts, because let me tell you, he has plenty of them, you guys. Here's a list of ten of Andrew's deepest, most secret thoughts. Yeah, I'm The Star. Did... Read More

STORY: The Villain

Meanwhile, at Bloody Mary's Bar... Andrew is sitting on his throne staring at the story on the iPad in front of him. All of his little minions at Bloody Mary's Bar are standing behind him, shuffling their feet in silence and looking at each other nervously. Andrew's expression grows more... Read More

SCRIPT: Tom vs Andrew

Betsey is sitting out on her front stoop writing in her notebook. Luckily, right at that moment, Tom de la Salle appears out of nowhere. He hands her a pounder of Miller High Life and sits down next to her. Tom: How are you Betsey? Betsey: I'm just dandy. Dreaming... Read More

SCRIPT: Hostile Takeover

Betsey is mad AF and she's not gonna take it anymore. She storms into Bloody Mary's Bar right in the middle of an employee meeting. Betsey: Hello boys! All of the cranky old men are so shocked by her inability to give a single fuck about them calling the Rich... Read More