STORY: Andrew’s Friends

I am sitting on the bench outside Bloody Mary's when Andrew comes outside to see me. "Hey," he says, offering me his hand. "We're going to Cleo's." "Ugh. Why are we going to Cleo's?" "Because I want you to meet my friends." I raise my eyebrow. "You want me to... Read More

SCRIPT: Marketing Bloody Mary’s Bar

Betsey goes on an exciting trip to visit Los Angeles. There, she encounters a random stranger at a taco bar on Hollywood Boulevard. Stranger: So, what do you do for a living? Betsey: I'm The Writer Extraordinaire. Stranger: Writer Extraordinaire, huh? What do you write about? Betsey: Well, believe it... Read More

STORY: The Villain

Meanwhile, at Bloody Mary's Bar... Andrew is sitting on his throne staring at the story on the iPad in front of him. All of his little minions at Bloody Mary's Bar are standing behind him, shuffling their feet in silence and looking at each other nervously. Andrew's expression grows more... Read More

SCRIPT: Tom’s Musical Number

Author's Note: Original lyrics to "I Can't Wait to Get Off Work" are the property of Tom Waits. Tom is working down at Bloody Mary's Bar for Homecoming. He mostly keeps to himself while he sweeps up the floor and takes out the trash, but deep down inside that head,... Read More

SCRIPT: Hostile Takeover

Betsey is mad AF and she's not gonna take it anymore. She storms into Bloody Mary's Bar right in the middle of an employee meeting. Betsey: Hello boys! All of the cranky old men are so shocked by her inability to give a single fuck about them calling the Rich... Read More