STORY: The Big Bamboozle

"What are you doing?" Andrew asks, peering over my shoulder to examine my notebook. I roll my eyes at him and cover up the page so he can't see. "I'm trying to separate your characters," I explain. "I need you to be two completely people." "But I can't," he says... Read More

SCRIPT: Tom vs Andrew

Betsey is sitting out on her front stoop writing in her notebook. Luckily, right at that moment, Tom de la Salle appears out of nowhere. He hands her a pounder of Miller High Life and sits down next to her. Tom: How are you Betsey? Betsey: I'm just dandy. Dreaming... Read More

SCRIPT: The Password

Meanwhile, at Bloody Mary's Bar... Betsey: This music sucks. I'd like to put in a request to change it. Andrew: What's the password? Betsey: Something important that starts with the letter B. Andrew: Correct. Betsey: That was so easy.  Andrew: [turns to Duke] You heard the lady. Change the music.... Read More

SCRIPT: The Island of Lost Guys

On today's episode of Island Hunters... BETSEY: Hi! My name is Betsey! I'm a Writer Extraordinaire from Washington D.C. I'm looking to purchase an island in Belize where all of my Lost Guys can live. REAL ESTATE AGENT: What are you looking for in an Island Paradise? BETSEY: When I... Read More