SCRIPT: Mind Your Business

Betsey is sitting on the bench outside of Bloody Mary's writing in her notebook. Suddenly, Howard Hughes walks out the door. Howard is the member of the Line of Death with an amazing laugh. He stops and looks at Betsey suspiciously. Betsey: Hello. Howard: Hello. Betsey smiles awkwardly as Howard... Read More

STORY: Andrew’s Close, Personal Friends

For a number of years before I became involved with the character known as "Andrew," I knew him as a bartender and local small business owner named Sam. I didn't really know him, of course. I just saw him from far away once and thought he was sexy AF. In... Read More

STORY: The Troublemaker

Meanwhile, at Bloody Mary's Bar, somebody has noticed that lately, something about the bar seems a little off. She decides to confront Andrew about it after she has finished work for the day. "I haven't seen your little Writer Extraordinaire around lately," she says. "Where did she go? Don't tell... Read More

SCRIPT: Strange Behavior

After several mean posts, no stories for two weeks, an entire day spent watching Betsey talk to other guys at the Office, and a story referencing her Saturday night hook-up with a hot beefcake, Andrew is feeling a little more neglected than usual. It seems the shortage of attention he... Read More