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The Diary of Betsey Horton, Writer Extraordinaire. Updated daily. It is what it is. If you don’t like it, don’t read it.

FanFiction.Net Archive (2002-2010). Once upon a time, I wrote fanfiction. I am not ashamed to admit this. I had a following. I won awards. It made me the writer I am today. Please enjoy on behalf of socially awkward teenagers everywhere.

Absolut Paris (2007) – A novel about a teenage girl who runs away to Paris and has an affair with her French teacher. It only sounds like it was written by a seventeen-year-old girl because it was written by a seventeen-year-old girl.

30 Day Prompt Challenge (2020) – I failed at this, but not really because it did get me started writing again. That was the goal.

The Island of Lost Guys (2016-2020) – What would happen if all of my exes were trapped on an island together? Click here to find out!
- Episode 1 – Betsey decides to buy an island for her “ex-boyfriends.”
- Episode 2 – Betsey returns to the island to discover an unpleasant surprise.
Spy Movie (2005) – A short script I wrote for a high school theatre class. A parody of a James Bond film, starring women, of course.

Andrew (2016-2020) – What is this? We don’t know. Clearly it just exists to ruin my life.
Bloody Mary’s Bar (2016-2018) – Short stories and scripts inspired by my favourite bar in all the world. These are supposed to be parodies. Apparently I’m the only person in this town with a sense of humor.
Travel Tales (2016-2017) – Stories about the various strange characters I encountered while traveling through the Southwest.
FictionPress Archive (2006-2008) – Short stories I wrote in high school. I guess it’s interesting enough for people to click on, so here it is!