SCRIPT: Employee Meeting

After deposing of the previous owner, Betsey walks into Bloody Mary's Bar for their weekly employee meeting. They all start murmuring to each other as she stands up on a table and looks down at them like she is their new Boss. Betsey: Hello everyone. I have some very exciting... Read More

SCRIPT: How Betsey at the Bar Got Cancelled & Revived

Betsey suddenly receives news that her much beloved TV show "Betsey at the Bar" has suddenly been cancelled in an attempt to silence women and restore the patriarchy to power. Saddened by the news, she writes a heartwarming final episode where she is sitting alone in the bar while no... Read More

STORY: How The Emperor Took Over My Story

At times like this, it's important to take a deep breath and remind myself why I started writing about Bloody Mary's in the first place. The truth is, it's historic. I was, after all, a history major, back in the good ol' days when I was a Thirsty Scholar. Therefore,... Read More

STORY: Place Your Bets

One not so special afternoon, Sam and The Line of Death are all huddled around the end of the bar pouring over pages of stats. Betsey is sitting on the opposite side of the bar watching them with mild interest. In spite of her better judgment, her curiosity ultimately gets... Read More

STORY: Andrew’s Deep Thoughts

Andrew sees Betsey Horton writing a story about Duke and gets jealous. He wants his own story about his really deep thoughts, because let me tell you, he has plenty of them, you guys. Here's a list of ten of Andrew's deepest, most secret thoughts. Yeah, I'm The Star. Did... Read More