SCRIPT: High School Reunion

Betsey has recently been invited to the ten-year-reunion at her public high school. In spite of the fact that she switched to private school halfway though, she still grew up with all of these people and wanted to see them again. Unfortunately, the scheduled date is inconvenient for anyone whose... Read More

SCRIPT: Tom vs Andrew

Betsey is sitting out on her front stoop writing in her notebook. Luckily, right at that moment, Tom de la Salle appears out of nowhere. He hands her a pounder of Miller High Life and sits down next to her. Tom: How are you Betsey? Betsey: I'm just dandy. Dreaming... Read More

SCRIPT: Hostile Takeover

Betsey is mad AF and she's not gonna take it anymore. She storms into Bloody Mary's Bar right in the middle of an employee meeting. Betsey: Hello boys! All of the cranky old men are so shocked by her inability to give a single fuck about them calling the Rich... Read More

SCRIPT: Sell Out With Me Tonight

On Friday morning, Betsey goes to see Andrew for a business meeting. Betsey is in a very whiny mood and completely distracted from writing. Needless to say, Andrew is trying to get her back on track. Betsey: I'm so frustrated with my current life situation! I hate being broke all... Read More

STORY: Andrew Meets Merrick, Part 1

Frustrated by his inability to dig up anything of further interest on Betsey Horton, Writer Extraordinaire, Andrew finds himself rapidly falling down a black hole of obsession. He decides to do something a little bit crazy: he hires a private investigator in Washington, D.C. to track down the real story.... Read More

SCRIPT: The Prank Call

Disclaimer: The following script is based on true events that literally took place less than an hour ago. Betsey goes out looking for Mad Dog and discovers he is sitting inside Bloody Mary's Bar. After walking around the building several times trying to figure out a solution to her problem,... Read More