SCRIPT: Marketing Bloody Mary’s Bar

Betsey goes on an exciting trip to visit Los Angeles. There, she encounters a random stranger at a taco bar on Hollywood Boulevard. Stranger: So, what do you do for a living? Betsey: I'm The Writer Extraordinaire. Stranger: Writer Extraordinaire, huh? What do you write about? Betsey: Well, believe it... Read More

SCRIPT: Employee Meeting

After deposing of the previous owner, Betsey walks into Bloody Mary's Bar for their weekly employee meeting. They all start murmuring to each other as she stands up on a table and looks down at them like she is their new Boss. Betsey: Hello everyone. I have some very exciting... Read More

SCRIPT: How Betsey at the Bar Got Cancelled & Revived

Betsey suddenly receives news that her much beloved TV show "Betsey at the Bar" has suddenly been cancelled in an attempt to silence women and restore the patriarchy to power. Saddened by the news, she writes a heartwarming final episode where she is sitting alone in the bar while no... Read More

SCRIPT: The Homework Assignment

On the Monday morning after Homecoming Weekend, Andrew appears at Betsey's front door. He comes in carrying a picture of the partially-complete mural on the patio of Bloody Mary's Bar, unofficially titled "The Betsey Horton Wall of Unwanted Opinions." Andrew: Hey, do you want to play a game? Betsey: What's... Read More

SCRIPT: Tom’s Musical Number

Author's Note: Original lyrics to "I Can't Wait to Get Off Work" are the property of Tom Waits. Tom is working down at Bloody Mary's Bar for Homecoming. He mostly keeps to himself while he sweeps up the floor and takes out the trash, but deep down inside that head,... Read More