Bloody Mary's Bar - Betsey Horton

STORY: Andrew vs Alex

Posted on December 30, 2025December 31, 2025 by Betsey Horton

I had a weird dream last night. It went something like this… I was standing on the Ding Ding (aka the Double-Decker Trolly) in Hong Kong. I was serving drinks for a very exclusive, elite party. I approached a table and saw the Owl and Duke de la Salle from...Read More

SCRIPT: Bloody Mary’s — The Zequel

Posted on August 27, 2025August 27, 2025 by Betsey Horton

EXT: A rainforest somewhere in Southeast Asia. A naive British explorer has been separated from his tour group on a hike and found himself lost and alone in the treacherous jungle. As darkness begins to fall, he searches for safe refuge from the many dangers around him. As he passes...Read More

SCRIPT: Mad Dog’s Associations

Posted on February 25, 2018November 11, 2025 by Betsey Horton

INT: BLOODY MARY'S BAR - DAY Mad Dog is sitting at the end of the bar having a drink when Sam comes over to wash the dishes. Mad Dog: So... about that Super Bowl Party... Sam: Oh sorry, Pup, but you're not allowed to come anymore. Mad Dog: Why not?...Read More

SCRIPT: Lisa

Posted on December 8, 2017November 11, 2025 by Betsey Horton

Once upon a time, Bloody Mary's Bar was owned by a woman. This woman is the most badass motherfucker in all of the bar's history. This is the completely made-up version of her life story, as told by a writer who totally embarrassed herself after waiting years to finally meet...Read More

STORY: Place Your Bets

Posted on November 2, 2017November 11, 2025 by Betsey Horton

One not so special afternoon, Sam and The Line of Death are all huddled around the end of the bar pouring over pages of stats. Betsey is sitting on the opposite side of the bar watching them with mild interest. In spite of her better judgment, her curiosity ultimately gets...Read More

SCRIPT: That Awkward Moment…

Posted on July 21, 2017November 11, 2025 by Betsey Horton

Betsey is standing onstage in front of a huge audience, ranting about what a bunch of bullshit it is that she got kicked out of the bar again. Betsey: And then I told the Owner he could suck my dick! Suddenly, the audience gasps. They give her a look like...Read More

SCRIPT: Commercial Break

Posted on July 21, 2017November 11, 2025 by Betsey Horton

Everyone is sitting at Bloody Mary's Bar minding their own business, except for Betsey. Suddenly, she looks up from her notebook and right into the camera at the audience. Betsey: We interrupt this episode of Betsey at the Bar to bring you a special message from our sponsors. The scene changes...Read More

SCRIPT: Mad Dogz Titty Tourz

Posted on May 24, 2017November 11, 2025 by Betsey Horton

EXT. Bourbon Street, New Orleans -- Afternoon Two frat boys are standing on the corner drinking hurricanes. FRAT BOY 1: Bro, this is totally lame. We've hit every bar on this street and it's only four o'clock. I wish we knew where we could find a strip club. FRAT BOY...Read More

SCRIPT: The Untimely Death of Betsey Horton, Writer Extraordinaire

Posted on February 24, 2017November 11, 2025 by Betsey Horton

Betsey is sitting at the bar with Mad Dog when they get into an argument. Betsey is annoyed so she gets up and decides to move over to the opposite end of the bar where The Line of Death usually sits. Betsey: Oh, woe is me! I really am an...Read More

STORY: The Legend of Chico

Posted on November 20, 2016November 11, 2025 by Betsey Horton

One not-so-ordinary day, I was sitting at Bloody Mary's Bar talking to Mad Dog when suddenly, he mentioned a character by the name of Chico. "Wait, wait," I said, lifting my hand to interrupt him. "Stop right there. Who the hell is Chico?" Mad Dog looked at me with one...Read More

Betsey Horton

Writer Extraordinaire!

Category: Bloody Mary’s Bar