Blog - Betsey Horton

SCRIPT: Irish Muse

Posted on December 12, 2025December 12, 2025 by Betsey Horton

Betsey is sitting at her computer, typing away, when suddenly a carrier pigeon knocks on her window. Attached to its leg is a little piece of paper rolled up into a scroll. She opens the window, takes the message from the pigeon and opens it up. MESSAGE: You. Me. The...Read More

BLOG: Irish Car Bomb

Posted on December 11, 2025 by Betsey Horton

On Today’s Episode of Betsey Discovers Her Irish Heritage… We’re in Northern Ireland trying to understand the situation my friend Hermès ran away from. So far… it looks like a shitshow. Not exactly a sexy charity calendar, is it? No. No it is not. That being said, I still think...Read More

BLOG: Do You Believe in Magic?

Posted on December 10, 2025December 10, 2025 by Betsey Horton

Thursday. How do I feel today? Well, I had a strange dream featuring an eel, which according to Google is some kind of dick metaphor. Makes sense. And then I woke up with the song “Do You Believe in Magic?” stuck in my head. Yes I do, actually. Yes I...Read More

BLOG: Irish Wish

Posted on December 10, 2025December 10, 2025 by Betsey Horton

Okay. So, What? On today’s episode of Betsey Discovers Her Irish Heritage, we chose to watch the movie Irish Wish featuring one of our favourite millennial actresses, Lindsay Lohan. Love to see her making a comeback after her epic crash out. Let’s just say… I can relate. What did I...Read More

BLOG: Blowing Me Up With Your Love

Posted on December 9, 2025 by Betsey Horton

Wednesday. Noon. Back on Facebook. My website stats just exploded as a direct result. Y’all wouldn’t even believe how fast it blew up. There are so many tasteless jokes to be made here, but I will refrain from making them out of respect. I’m sure you can put two and...Read More

BLOG: The Creeping Creeper

Posted on December 8, 2025December 9, 2025 by Betsey Horton

Tuesday. The days run so long here. It’s strange how time passes differently in different places. In Thailand, the days seemed to just drag by, then suddenly three weeks would be gone. Just like that. Spent the day yesterday scrolling through LinkedIn tying to figure out a strategy for my...Read More

BLOG: The Tinder Box Game

Posted on December 7, 2025December 8, 2025 by Betsey Horton

Sunday afternoon. Currently sitting in a New York Jewish Deli, aka the best spot on Earth for Sunday Brunch. It’s like a block from my apartment. It’s just like a little slice of home. Jazz music on the radio, old family photos on the wall, a little Menorah on the...Read More

BLOG: Now What?

Posted on December 6, 2025 by Betsey Horton

Saturday afternoon. Feeling better than yesterday but still under the weather. just doing the hot tea and spicy chicken noodle soup diet until I perk back up. Not very inspired to write. It’s like… okay, I just had this set of crazy experiences. I wrote all of them down. I...Read More

BLOG: My Irish Family

Posted on December 4, 2025December 5, 2025 by Betsey Horton

Friday. How did it get to be Friday already? The days go by so fast here. Now I understand why they say, “It’s already tomorrow in Hong Kong.” It really is. I’ve spent the last few days finding my way around the Mid-Levels, grocery shopping, budgeting, cleaning, and organizing. It’s...Read More

BLOG: Hello Hong Kong!

Posted on December 3, 2025December 3, 2025 by Betsey Horton

Wednesday evening. Currently sitting at some NYC-style pizza place in a cute little alley somewhere in the Mid-Levels. The Mid-Levels are poppin! So many hot, new, fresh spots with great Happy Hour deals. I’ve been walking around for like two hours just exploring my new neighborhood. I did the same...Read More

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Betsey Horton

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