Andrew - Betsey Horton

SCRIPT: Squirrel!!!

Posted on October 30, 2023April 13, 2024 by Betsey Horton

On Monday morning, Betsey Horton, Writer Extraordinaire, wakes from a series of very strange dreams. She performs her usual morning routine of brushing her teeth, making coffee, feeding the cat, and watering the plants, but deep down inside she already knows it's not going to be the normal day she...Read More

SCRIPT: Mad Dog’s Associations

Posted on February 25, 2018April 1, 2022 by Betsey Horton

INT: BLOODY MARY'S BAR - DAY Mad Dog is sitting at the end of the bar having a drink when Sam comes over to wash the dishes. Mad Dog: So... about that Super Bowl Party... Sam: Oh sorry, Pup, but you're not allowed to come anymore. Mad Dog: Why not?...Read More

SCRIPT: The Untimely Death of Betsey Horton, Writer Extraordinaire

Posted on February 24, 2017April 5, 2022 by Betsey Horton

Betsey is sitting at the bar with Mad Dog when they get into an argument. Betsey is annoyed so she gets up and decides to move over to the opposite end of the bar where The Line of Death usually sits. Betsey: Oh, woe is me! I really am an...Read More

STORY: Sam’s Little Sister

Posted on January 6, 2017April 5, 2022 by Betsey Horton

Sam's Mom arrives at Coyote University to help her daughter Vicky move into her freshman dorm. Vicky, who was hoping to go to college somewhere much further away from her family members, is not exactly thrilled at the prospect of once again spending the next four years of her life...Read More

SCRIPT: The Mural On The Wall

Posted on October 28, 2016April 5, 2022 by Betsey Horton

Betsey is sitting out on the patio of Bloody Mary's writing in her notebook. Suddenly, a group of men come along and start getting ideas. Andrew: I'm thinking about painting a mural right here. I have a vision in my head. Guys: Tell us, Andrew! You're soooooooo Great. We love...Read More

STORY: A Breath of Fresh Air

Posted on September 28, 2016April 5, 2022 by Betsey Horton

I look up from my notebook just in time to notice the little green snake slithering toward me. "My, my, haven't we been working hard today?" "So it would seem. I am a professional writer, you know. I don't have time to just sit around all day. I'm very busy...Read More

Betsey Horton

Writer Extraordinaire

Category: Andrew