Bonjour! Welcome to BetseyHorton.com! Here you will find all manner of fun things to read. Enjoy your time on my website. Feel free to let me know if you have any feedback not covered by the disclaimer below.

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BLOG

  • ***CURRENTLY OFFLINE***

COLUMNS

  • The Volante (2010-2014) – The weekly column I wrote for my college newspaper.

FAN FICTION

  • FanFiction.Net Archive (2002-2010). Once upon a time, I wrote fanfiction. I am not ashamed to admit this. I had a following. I won awards. It made me the writer I am today. Please enjoy on behalf of loser geeks everywhere.

NOVELS

  • Absolut Paris (2007) – A novel about a teenaged girl who runs away to Paris and has an affair with her French teacher. It only sounds like it was written by a seventeen-year-old girl because it was written by a seventeen-year-old girl.
  • 1001 Vermillion Nights (2016-2018) – COMING SOON!!!!

POETRY

***COMING SOON***

SHORT STORIES

  • Bloody Mary’s Bar (2016-2018) – Short stories and scripts inspired by my favourite bar in all the world. These are supposed to be parodies. Apparently I’m the only person in this town with a sense of humor.
  • Travel Tales (2016-2017) – Stories about the various strange characters I encountered while traveling through the Southwest.
  • FictionPress Archive (2006-2008) – Short stories I wrote in high school. I guess it’s interesting enough for people to click on, so here it is!